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The Day The Jester Died: Murder in Paris

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated I cannot pretend that the senseless and barbaric murder of 12 innocent people including a police officer and...

Doha vs TrackTown, USA: IAAF dispels myth that Nike controls the running world

    © Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated The 2019 IAAF World Track and Field Championships have been awarded to Doha, Qatar. Congratulations to them. Qatar is...

Pistorius Case: Was Justice Served?

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated   If Oscar Pistorius is guilty of discharging a high-powered firearm into a closet-sized room four times and was...

Meet the Mikhnevichs, Belarus’s Shot Put Power Couple

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated There is a fairly accurate and well-known aphorism that goes, “A couple that plays together; stays together.” So...

Ford attacks shirtless jogger

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated   According to an anonymous tip provided by a person speaking on behalf of the Ford Motor Company F...

Breaking News: USATF To Rename Several Field Events

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated     USA Track and Field (the governing body that is apparently responsible for ruining the sport of track and...

Lance Armstrong Cleared: Blood Samples Tested Negative up to 1500 times

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated     The World Anti-Doping Agency’s world headquarters test laboratory located in Bern, Switzerland have officially announced that former professional...

Pope Gives Divine Direction at USATF Indoor Championships

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Seahawks Win: God Loves Defense, Hates Twitter

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  - Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along! The Seattle Seahawks won their first ever...

Russia Develops Gay Test In Time For Sochi Olympic Games: Administers The Hell Out...

© Copyright -2014 - Athletics Illustrated Russia administers an unfair amount of gay “doping” tests on Sochi Winter Olympic athletes, according to a French publication....