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Seahawks Win: God Loves Defense, Hates Twitter

Seahawks Win: God Loves Defense, Hates Twitter

Dick Straight February 3, 2014 0

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  – Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along! The Seattle Seahawks won their first ever Super Bowl today in East Rutherford, New Jersey against the

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Russia Develops Gay Test In Time For Sochi Olympic Games: Administers The Hell Out Of It

Russia Develops Gay Test In Time For Sochi Olympic Games: Administers The Hell Out Of It

Dick Straight February 1, 2014 0

© Copyright -2014 – Athletics Illustrated Russia administers an unfair amount of gay “doping” tests on Sochi Winter Olympic athletes, according to a French publication. Russia claims to have identified the mysterious gay gene. The publication

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Dubai Marathon “Winner” Mekonnen Not 18 Years of Age

Dubai Marathon “Winner” Mekonnen Not 18 Years of Age

Dick Straight January 29, 2014 1

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  – Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along!     Just as the worldwide running community suspected, it turns out that the supposed “18-year-old” Ethiopian, Tsegaye Mekonnen

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Marathon Runner Pamela Anderson Unwittingly Funds Seal Hunt

Marathon Runner Pamela Anderson Unwittingly Funds Seal Hunt

Dick Straight January 23, 2014 0

Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated   Former marathon runner, Pamela Anderson, who also used to be extremely good looking, was caught off-guard by the people of Newfoundland and Labrador when she arrived bearing a gift

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Runner Alerts Police of Suicide Bomb Attempt by Black Widow Terrorist

Runner Alerts Police of Suicide Bomb Attempt by Black Widow Terrorist

Dick Straight January 22, 2014 0

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick A’ishah Habeeb Jabbar Ishmael, a rejected black widow terrorist that is well-known to North American authorities as a repeated failed suicide bomber was thwarted again. This time she

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Nick Symmonds To Run For Presidency

Nick Symmonds To Run For Presidency

Dick Straight January 10, 2014 2

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick Tired of not receiving enough media attention, American middle-distance runner, Nick Symmonds officially announced his candidacy to run for the President of the United States during the next

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India Fires Everybody Due To Unacceptable Doping Practices

India Fires Everybody Due To Unacceptable Doping Practices

Dick Straight January 6, 2014 2

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick INDIA FIRES EVERYBODY DUE TO UNACCEPTABLE DOPING PRACTICES The Athletics Federation of India (AFI) – the national governing body of the sport – decided to fire everybody on Monday,

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