Lance Armstrong Cleared: Blood Samples Tested Negative up to 1500 times

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated     The World Anti-Doping Agency’s world headquarters test laboratory located in Bern, Switzerland have officially announced that former professional...

Pope Gives Divine Direction at USATF Indoor Championships

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Seahawks Win: God Loves Defense, Hates Twitter

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  - Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along! The Seattle Seahawks won their first ever...

Russia Develops Gay Test In Time For Sochi Olympic Games: Administers The Hell Out...

© Copyright -2014 - Athletics Illustrated Russia administers an unfair amount of gay “doping” tests on Sochi Winter Olympic athletes, according to a French publication....

Dubai Marathon “Winner” Mekonnen Not 18 Years of Age

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  - Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along!     Just as the worldwide running community suspected,...

Marathon Runner Pamela Anderson Unwittingly Funds Seal Hunt

Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated   Former marathon runner, Pamela Anderson, who also used to be extremely good looking, was caught off-guard by the people...

Runner Alerts Police of Suicide Bomb Attempt by Black Widow Terrorist

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick A’ishah Habeeb Jabbar Ishmael, a rejected black widow terrorist that is well-known to North American authorities as a...

Nick Symmonds To Run For Presidency

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick Tired of not receiving enough media attention, American middle-distance runner, Nick Symmonds officially announced his candidacy to run...

India Fires Everybody Due To Unacceptable Doping Practices

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick INDIA FIRES EVERYBODY DUE TO UNACCEPTABLE DOPING PRACTICES The Athletics Federation of India (AFI) – the national governing body...