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Pope Gives Divine Direction at USATF Indoor Championships

Pope Gives Divine Direction at USATF Indoor Championships

Dick Straight February 23, 2014 0

Disclaimer of Endorsement: Reference herein to any specific commercial products, process, or service by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, religious deity or otherwise, does not necessarily constitute or imply its endorsement, recommendation, or favouring by Athletics

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Seahawks Win: God Loves Defense, Hates Twitter

Seahawks Win: God Loves Defense, Hates Twitter

Dick Straight February 3, 2014 0

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  – Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along! The Seattle Seahawks won their first ever Super Bowl today in East Rutherford, New Jersey against the

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Russia Develops Gay Test In Time For Sochi Olympic Games: Administers The Hell Out Of It

Russia Develops Gay Test In Time For Sochi Olympic Games: Administers The Hell Out Of It

Dick Straight February 1, 2014 0

© Copyright -2014 – Athletics Illustrated Russia administers an unfair amount of gay “doping” tests on Sochi Winter Olympic athletes, according to a French publication. Russia claims to have identified the mysterious gay gene. The publication

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Dubai Marathon “Winner” Mekonnen Not 18 Years of Age

Dubai Marathon “Winner” Mekonnen Not 18 Years of Age

Dick Straight January 29, 2014 1

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  – Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along!     Just as the worldwide running community suspected, it turns out that the supposed “18-year-old” Ethiopian, Tsegaye Mekonnen

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Marathon Runner Pamela Anderson Unwittingly Funds Seal Hunt

Marathon Runner Pamela Anderson Unwittingly Funds Seal Hunt

Dick Straight January 23, 2014 0

Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated   Former marathon runner, Pamela Anderson, who also used to be extremely good looking, was caught off-guard by the people of Newfoundland and Labrador when she arrived bearing a gift

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Runner Alerts Police of Suicide Bomb Attempt by Black Widow Terrorist

Runner Alerts Police of Suicide Bomb Attempt by Black Widow Terrorist

Dick Straight January 22, 2014 0

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick A’ishah Habeeb Jabbar Ishmael, a rejected black widow terrorist that is well-known to North American authorities as a repeated failed suicide bomber was thwarted again. This time she

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Nick Symmonds To Run For Presidency

Nick Symmonds To Run For Presidency

Dick Straight January 10, 2014 1

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick Tired of not receiving enough media attention, American middle-distance runner, Nick Symmonds officially announced his candidacy to run for the President of the United States during the next

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When Sheldon thought he had a good idea

When Sheldon thought he had a good idea

Christopher Kelsall May 19, 2013 0

  © Copyright – 2013 – Athletics Illustrated Sheldon, a co-worker, friend and running partner of mine thought he had a good idea once. I will share that good idea with you, but just indulge me

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Course Preview Photos – National Cross Country Championships

Course Preview Photos – National Cross Country Championships

Christopher Kelsall November 23, 2012 0

Cam Levins and Mo Ahmed, ready to preview the course…   John Lofranco of Montreal Endurance                 Mud on a sharp downhill spot at 1 3/4 through 2k loop. Might get ugly with its narrow opening.         ….an indication of

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Runway Model vs. Model Runner

Runway Model vs. Model Runner

Christopher Kelsall November 16, 2012 0

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