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Refined Sugar: A Performance Killer

© Copyright - 2015 - Athletics Illustrated As I understand it and because I may have made this up, for us long distance runners, each...

Ford attacks shirtless jogger

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated   According to an anonymous tip provided by a person speaking on behalf of the Ford Motor Company F...

Breaking News: USATF To Rename Several Field Events

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated     USA Track and Field (the governing body that is apparently responsible for ruining the sport of track and...

Beer Mile Controversy

See Message Board thread here. © Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated James Nielsen of California raced the Beer Mile Sunday, April 27th in the time...

Pope Gives Divine Direction at USATF Indoor Championships

Disclaimer of Endorsement: Reference herein to any specific commercial products, process, or service by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, religious deity or otherwise, does not necessarily...

Seahawks Win: God Loves Defense, Hates Twitter

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  - Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along! The Seattle Seahawks won their first ever...

Russia Develops Gay Test In Time For Sochi Olympic Games: Administers The Hell Out...

© Copyright -2014 - Athletics Illustrated Russia administers an unfair amount of gay “doping” tests on Sochi Winter Olympic athletes, according to a French publication....

Dubai Marathon “Winner” Mekonnen Not 18 Years of Age

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  - Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along!     Just as the worldwide running community suspected,...

Marathon Runner Pamela Anderson Unwittingly Funds Seal Hunt

Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated   Former marathon runner, Pamela Anderson, who also used to be extremely good looking, was caught off-guard by the people...

Runner Alerts Police of Suicide Bomb Attempt by Black Widow Terrorist

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick A’ishah Habeeb Jabbar Ishmael, a rejected black widow terrorist that is well-known to North American authorities as a...