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Ford attacks shirtless jogger

Ford attacks shirtless jogger

Dick Straight July 3, 2014 0

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated   According to an anonymous tip provided by a person speaking on behalf of the Ford Motor Company F (NYSE), the auto manufacturer has sought a legal writ to

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Breaking News: USATF To Rename Several Field Events

Breaking News: USATF To Rename Several Field Events

Dick Straight June 11, 2014 0

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated     USA Track and Field (the governing body that is apparently responsible for ruining the sport of track and field) is secretly planning a marketing strategy to re-brand field

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Time For Tyson Gay To Walk Away

Time For Tyson Gay To Walk Away

Dick Straight May 3, 2014 0

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated Is Tyson Gay a little sociopathic like Lance Armstrong, but perhaps a lesser version? Shall I suggest: villain light? Gay told us this time last year when it was

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Pope Gives Divine Direction at USATF Indoor Championships

Pope Gives Divine Direction at USATF Indoor Championships

Dick Straight February 23, 2014 0

Disclaimer of Endorsement: Reference herein to any specific commercial products, process, or service by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, religious deity or otherwise, does not necessarily constitute or imply its endorsement, recommendation, or favouring by Athletics

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India Fires Everybody Due To Unacceptable Doping Practices

India Fires Everybody Due To Unacceptable Doping Practices

Dick Straight January 6, 2014 2

© Copyright – 2014 – Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick INDIA FIRES EVERYBODY DUE TO UNACCEPTABLE DOPING PRACTICES The Athletics Federation of India (AFI) – the national governing body of the sport – decided to fire everybody on Monday,

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