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Beer Mile Controversy

See Message Board thread here. © Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated James Nielsen of California raced the Beer Mile Sunday, April 27th in the time...

Pope Gives Divine Direction at USATF Indoor Championships

Disclaimer of Endorsement: Reference herein to any specific commercial products, process, or service by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, religious deity or otherwise, does not necessarily...

Seahawks Win: God Loves Defense, Hates Twitter

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  - Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along! The Seattle Seahawks won their first ever...

Russia Develops Gay Test In Time For Sochi Olympic Games: Administers The Hell Out...

© Copyright -2014 - Athletics Illustrated Russia administers an unfair amount of gay “doping” tests on Sochi Winter Olympic athletes, according to a French publication....

Dubai Marathon “Winner” Mekonnen Not 18 Years of Age

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick  - Mr. Straight is new to Twitter, come on, follow along!     Just as the worldwide running community suspected,...

Marathon Runner Pamela Anderson Unwittingly Funds Seal Hunt

Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated   Former marathon runner, Pamela Anderson, who also used to be extremely good looking, was caught off-guard by the people...

Runner Alerts Police of Suicide Bomb Attempt by Black Widow Terrorist

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick A’ishah Habeeb Jabbar Ishmael, a rejected black widow terrorist that is well-known to North American authorities as a...

Nick Symmonds To Run For Presidency

© Copyright - 2014 - Athletics Illustrated @TheStraightDick Tired of not receiving enough media attention, American middle-distance runner, Nick Symmonds officially announced his candidacy to run...

When Sheldon thought he had a good idea

  © Copyright - 2013 - Athletics Illustrated Sheldon, a co-worker, friend and running partner of mine thought he had a good idea once. I will...

Course Preview Photos – National Cross Country Championships

Cam Levins and Mo Ahmed, ready to preview the course...   John Lofranco of Montreal Endurance                 Mud on a sharp downhill spot at 1 3/4 through 2k...